Well, it looks more lifelike and alert than him, but it's otherwise pretty close. Nathan's investigation into the matter attracts the attention of bad guys, and two assassins are dispatched to Nathan's house to kill his parents, who it turns out are not really his parents, though they really do get killed. Fleeing the scene, Nathan calls and gets a CIA agent named Burton Alfred Molina instead, because this is the kind of movie where shadowy government types can instantly retrieve information about any person — including that person's current exact whereabouts — and reroute telephone calls as needed.
Nathan responds, "Trust needs to be earned. That's what Nathan's non-mother told him after he stayed out all night drinking! Of course, she was overreacting to Nathan's reckless, illegal and irresponsible behavior because she was a total square who didn't understand young people.
So it's gratifying that Nathan has found a way to use the line on someone who really deserves it: an authority figure who is probably honestly trying to help him. It will eventually become clear that Burton is not to be trusted, but Nathan doesn't know that at this point. Nathan's only reason for not trusting him is that Nathan is a petulant little bastard.
So, what's up? Did the people Nathan called his parents steal him from his real parents? Did they "abduct" him, hence the film's title? No, they did not. There are no abductions in the movie "Abduction. Nathan's real father, a CIA black ops agent, was unable to care for Nathan after his wife died when Nathan was 2, so the kid was sent to live with Mr.
Harper, who I guess were also CIA agents? Who happened to be married to each other? Who didn't have or want kids of their own? I guess? Anyway, now Nathan's real father, still working for the CIA, has obtained an encrypted list of government agents who have sold state secrets to the enemy, and the Serbian bad guy who found the list in the first place wants it back so he can blackmail the government with it.
This smirking alpaca placed next to a smiling Lautner shows that even when ditching his serious Jacob glare, Lautner still a dead ringer for these cute animals. Not trying to offend anyone, but I'm pretty sure if you shaved an alpaca you would get Taylor Lautner. While most posts suggest that Lautner resembles an alpaca, this Twitter user takes it a step further and suggests that perhaps Lautner is an alpaca.
Hopefully nobody actually attempts to shave an alpaca in search of Lautner. This Twitter user has decided to join in on the joke, and it appears that no matter which photo of Lautner is chosen to be placed next to an alpaca the similarities are always clear. Half Lautner and half alpaca, this user has merged each image together to create a sort of hybrid.
While this method of blending is rather creative, both Lautner and the alpaca were a lot better off before they were meshed together. Camille has a master's degree from Saint Joseph University's Writing Studies program, and she currently works as the Writing Center Assistant Director at a small university in western Pennsylvania. Camille's writing has been published on several websites, and she enjoys writing articles and short stories in her spare time.
You can follow Camille on Twitter CamealAshley. Taylor Lautner pays for gay sex. Taylor Lautner has a five inch penis. Taylor Lautner shaves his buttocks. Post a Comment. Some guy posted this online.
I giggled. What do you think? Might he be a shaved llama? Posted by Unknown at AM. Labels: Taylor Lautner , Twilight.
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